German Turtle Beats And BITES A Brazilian Dog While Playing Soccer

Hey guys, are you prepared for the most bizarre video you have ever seen? Check this out. In this lil video, a dog and a tortoise fight over a ball – and the tortoise wins.
First off, who knew that tortoises could move that fast? I guess that caricature of old, slow-moving tortoises, that hide in their shells to get away from trouble, doesn’t really do justice to what the animal is like in real life.
Second off, how can a dog lose out to a tortoise like that? It seemed really whiney about not getting to play that ball the two were fighting over too.
There’s no way around it: this dog was totally pwned by a tortoise a fraction of its size. On behalf of dog owners out there, we’re ashamed for you too.