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Man Loses Eye In An Accident. But Never Expected A Girl To Say This When He Asked Her Out.

I thought for sure that the guy was gonna sneeze or something, his eye would fly out of his head and get caught by the cute girl, then he would make a “you caught my eye” pun. But it is much much better.

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Man Gets Arrested For Creeping This Lady Out On A Bus. His Explanation Is Perfect.

Wife Is Annoyed Her Husband Didn’t Measure Up To Her Dad. But What Followed Is Gold.